I am about to describe to you How to Get Rich Quick. It’s patented. It’s painless. It works. I did it. You can, too.
But first, you need some data:
In the 1960s in one Mississippi town (I can no longer find the details, so here’s the gist), the average house was a one bedroom, dirt floor house. When asked “are you rich and happy”, the average resident said “no”. The above average residents, with two bedrooms and wood floors, said “yes”.
By 2000, the town had prospered. The average house was now a two bedroom wood floored house, just like the rich residents’ houses of 40 years prior. Now, when asked if they were rich and happy, the average resident said “no”. Still “no”, despite the huge gains in prosperity. The above average residents, now with THREE bedroom houses, said “yes”.
Similarly, in a Fidelity Investments survey, millionaires were asked if they felt “rich” (their average net worth was $3.5 million). They replied “no, I don’t feel rich”. And then respondents went further, “If only I had about $7.5 million, then I would feel rich.”
Of course, the surveys asked richer millionaires with $7.5 million if they felt rich. Their response? “No. If only I had more than $7.5 million — then I would feel rich.”
Clearly, “being” rich and “feeling” rich are two different things. Few people feel rich, and if they do, it’s relative to others.
OK, with this data we’re ready for my patented Get Rich Quick scheme. Here’s what you do. Ready? You do nothing. See, I told you it’s painless.
It’s relativity that leads to feelings of wealth. So let’s put our own lives in relation to others: the average person in the United States earns $33,000 per year. The average person in the world earns $7,000 (adjusted for cost of living between countries).
Feeling rich yet? No? Geez, you’re a hard case. OK, try this. We 300 million, $33,000 earning Americans earn 50 times more than the 1 billion people that earn $730/year (about $2 per day). If that doesn’t work on you, you wealth denying iPhone wielder, we Americans earn 100 times more than another 1 billion people in the world with incomes of $365 ($1 per day). We earn in one day what they earn in 3 months.
And that’s all there is to my Get Rich Quick scheme. I have made you rich, in just the length of time it took to read 400 words. If you are reading this, you are rich. Relatively. Quit looking at the few people with more than you. Look instead at the overwhelming majority with less.
You can pay me later for this great Get Rich Quick program. Of course, the program to make you truly rich – in character, in relationship, in morals –takes quite a bit longer. I charge a lot more for that one, too.
(My thanks to John Ortberg for these thoughts)